Sarah. 2i. Cool hair. Shoes. Rats.Galaxy print. Pandas. Asia. Europe. Music.
"The primary cause of unhappiness is never the situation but your thoughts about it."
i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus
the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it